Boys will be BOYS

Pervert - chauvinist - egoistic - flirt - cheap - nonsensical - sexist - shabby - careless - irresponsible - immature - and all such adjectives are on top of every girl's mind when posed with a simple question "Describe a boy". (studs and metrosexuals please excuse)

And as humble creatures we(boys) are, we dont seem to complain rather steer forward in full horsepower for the next move..say...gurus of motivators...

Here are the simple truths members of the opposite sex need to know... (members of both sexes have figured it out)

1.      Sex is not on top of our mind when we approach you for a cup of coffee or a movie. (purists)

2.      The reason we ogle is because no matter what screwed up mood we are in, the pleasant charm of a girl's face soothes it down. (adaptive)

3.      Yes, we are asset hunters in the process. (talk about multitasking)

4.      We believe and promote porn not because it is a source of self pleasure but because of our empathy towards the women who had to let go of their inhibitions to make a living. (empathize)

5.      We will do anything you ask us to do without expecting anything in return. (Samaritan)

6.      Regular usage of the point above leads to the birth of criminalism, vengeance, vulgarism in our minds. (influenced)

7.      Even in the worst of our credit situation, we will take you to the best restaurant in town only because you put a smile on our face. (big hearted)

8.      We are rabbits till we are unaware of being 'miss'used and rodents when aware.(multifaceted)

9.      We can change right from our hairstyle to our eating habits and even wear a pink shirt if you want us to. (flexible)

10.    We can lie to our parents, break friends you don't like, drive you home everyday and even get you that elusive perfume you always wanted. (care)

11.    We will stay calm when we find a cozy SMS from your ex-boyfriend, when your phone is on call waiting for more than two hours, when your food tastes like pedigree and when you want to get out of the movie hall just when we are enjoying it. (calmness)

12.    We will hold your hands when you want us to and keep them in our pockets when you dont want us to. (obedient)

13.    We will not engage with any other girl as long as you, the special one exists.(faithful..multitasking failure)

14.    We still don't understand why you were upset yesterday, the day before or the day before that but we will still ask sorry and buy you ice cream. (repentful)

We know nothing about you and we are happy not to know. We don't want to clog our minds with dates of when we first met or when your heels broke. We love everybody and we expect everybody to love us too. We love dirty clothes, dirty nails, messed up hair, stinking sinks, cluttered hall and a heaped up bedroom. We will eat the food that has fallen down and not think twice to lift up a fallen dime. We will drink and smoke only to show that we are upset about something and we even say why we are upset after a couple of rounds. We love late nights, late mornings, dollar stores and trolley samosas.

Such humble creatures we are.. I still don't understand why we are touted as the bad side of the coin.

Boys will be boys....yes yes...the sad part....girls will be girls too....Ying yang...!!!

a funny thing called LOVE

Little did my to-be-developed brain know what was coming when I was dangling in one of the sperms of my dad. Today our perfectly logical brains likes to put an explanation to everything that we experience including why our hairs stand straight when we try to control our poo from coming out. But then there is still one thing that perplexes my near to ideal grey matter no matter how many times I assure myself that I have mastered it. The funny thing called Love. Sorry. I am not going to give you 52 tips to fall in love or how to impress your lady in 21 days crap. Maybe I will define a proverb. Or mask my story under a philosophy. Love has no boundaries, needs no proximity, can survive whether you like it or not. Well to be frank it's like the AIDS virus. Nobody knows where it originated. Nobody has a cure for it. It's deadly. It's dangerous. Extreme preventive measures required. And the best part. You die with it. Well just a little difference. Love brings all of this in a positive sense. Here's my first statement. Love knows no person. All that matters is the feeling of feeling special. Cultures, traditions and a lot more have been working on our brains before our moms pushed us out into this world. Marriages that dint work, relationships that dint last are in some way victims of being blindfolded by rules. Well so?? Basically you are in love with anyone whom you are feeling special with. So going by that count, you are in love with somebody today, somebody tomorrow, somebody else for a few days so maybe a hundred or a thousand people in your life. What matters is the continuity of feeling and not the person. The same people who says loving more than one person is a sin has committed already a hundred sins. He just is not aware. We still survive in the world where a relationship of love has a name. Maybe we will remain primitive for another 10 decades. So are we going to get back from our coffins and live life that time? Who do you think commits suicide? Why do you think your neighbour next door is a moron? why do you think your boss pisses you off in every single chance ? He or she is not receiving enough love. He or she is not having the continuity of that feeling. Ok. So now that you have that deep in your head that all you got to strive for everyday is to have that continuity of feeling through anybody you know, let me go further with my sermon. Next is how to use your thoughts to live the continuity. Now you look around looking for someone to continue that special feeling. Somehow, the previous person has moved up that feeling meter so high that you aren't finding anyone even on a comparable basis. This is when use our thoughts. And what are thoughts? Mental pictography! Now shift it to real photographs. All those moments and talks and smiles. Photographs bring them back and let you continue that special feeling.
That's it. Two step process to a lovely, happy, romantic and a successful life

The THING about life is NOTHING

Can nothing make you happy? Then how can anything make you sad? Have you lived a day in life with nothing? can you cry over nothing? What makes you go to work everyday? how many of your smiles are genuine? what defines definition of any thing you believe in? Who are you? what made you what you are? can you change what you are under any circumstance? and if you can do you still believe in who you are? will you do or not do? are you a puppet on someone's string? are you the string that holds puppets? what will you do if you are god? what is god? why do you fear someone whom you have never seen? why do you fear? do you fear yourself? what is self control? why control? do you love? do you get love? do you understand love? what is the difference between bullshit and holyshit? why marry if you just have to carry? what is force? what is forced? what makes you talk? what makes you not to talk? what moves you? when do you get angry? when do you not get angry? can you get angry over the same thing again? and again? are you guilty? does guilt exist? does every reaction spur further action? what will you do if you know you gonna die tomorrow? whom will you call if its your last minute on earth? what do you want to be written on your coffin? do you feel alone? do you still feel alone if you want to be an independent person? how selfish are you? when can you empathize? when do you sympathize? do you believe? what is belief? what do you believe in? how can you be anybody? is anything of value? what is your value on anything? will you fuck a dog if you both are the only beings left on this planet? when will you break the code? who defined the code? why do you follow the code? who is who? are you passionate or compassionate? will you choose to live if your survival will kill a hundred people you don't know? do you need to know? how much will you know? how much can you know? what will make you kill? what will make you lose faith? what is the tipping point? where will you run? how far will you run? why are you clothed? do you care? who do you care for? in a choice of virginity and your hand, what will you choose to lose? what is money? how much money is enough? what will you do after buying the whole world? what is an answer? what is a correct answer? what is the breadth of frankness and the depth of honesty? can you live everyday the same way? what is your purpose of existence? what is being? Fucking hell....the thing about life is NOTHING