Goverment Blues

Posts are meant only for fun and to be the least offendable.
So choose X=amma if your are karunanidhi's fan and vice versa
i prefer amma :-)

So,one bright sunny morning,the crowing cock's alarm was jus ringing and the bats and the owls were just getting to sleep after their early morning movies.
Just then they all felt a rumble in the ground,thud!! thud!! THUD!!

An another earthquake? A much bigger tsunami? end of the world?Not to worry...it was the "amma" on her usual jogging routines as per doctor's advice.

Dressed in tight 3/4ths and a funky sleeveless that read "to the people,for the people,by the people",she sure would have had heads turning if she had been joggin on beasant nagar beach but now she is on the outskirts of chengelpet to avoid any attention over a narrow bridge stretching over a cooum.

Stuffed in her ears were a pair of headphones finding source from a philips mp3 player playing "amma tujhe salaam.." for the beat.every step of hers gave the bridge its last seconds to live.and phataak!!!!!!...well,the bridge dint break but amma twisted her ankle and fell to the side clinging with one hand to the edge of an woodpiece.

sorry guys.....i dint wanna make this too long.....straight to action
three fellas had come this way for a jog too and saw this scene which sent shivers down their spine..and after all the drama and trauma(which am not describing) they pull her outta danger and give her a second life to live with.

Amma extremely pleased with the way these young chaps can pull heavy weights and saving her life asked each of them as to what they wanted in return for their priceless guesture.

The first one had a long time wish to have a ferrari as he was an ardent fan of F1 and etc etc,so childishly he asked her for one and he couldnt believe it..amma said he would get it within three hours from now...he screamed to joy and scramed to go to his house to tell about his new gift
The sceond chap was an ardent rajini's fan and asked if amma could arrange a meeting with him.Amma thought for a second but then decided tht the chap deserved his reward and promised to arrange for it by afternoon

The last one stood trembling infront of amma.amma calmly asked

amma :My son,what do you want in return to your priceless deed

Guy(scratching his head) :life insurance for 10 lacs in my name

amma(surprised) : why do you think of such things,i shall give you 10 lacs in cash if yu want,you have a long life to live,my son

Guy :i shall as long as my parents dont find out whose life i saved!!!!!!!!

(trivia : amma is supposed to have turned over into a new leaf after this incident....but people are still hunting for these three chaps!!!!)