tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99489092012-01-20T18:31:34.465-08:00Intelligence starts with something stupid!!!Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-79450520638470388252011-04-09T09:24:00.000-07:002011-04-09T09:26:18.123-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; border-collapse: collapse; "><p>Kasu Iruntha - Vallavan (<span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> n Nachathira)</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Dont hate me<br />Hate the <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> I see</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>wo wo wo wo wo wo<br />You know what I had to do to remix? Yeah, Yeah,<br /><span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span>, Natchatra<br />Gimme that<br />Naveena kaalathiley pasi pattini panjam</p><p>***** Dr Burn *****</p><p>Irantha pinnalum konchum, silarai minchum</p><p>***** Emcee Jesz *****<br />Panam vaaramal manam urangathey<br />Kanavil kooda panam varum<br />Unmai marukkathey</p><p><br />***** Voice *****</p><p>Ma ma ma ma</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>Kasu irunthal</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Ha Ha ha ha</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>Pengal eppoluthum</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Vaa vaa vaa vaa</p><p>***** All 3 *****</p><p>Its all about the <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> --- (II)</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****<br />Oora purinchukitten<br />Ulagam therinjukitten<br />Kanmani, adiyey en kanmani<br />Its all about the <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span><br />Irunthal kai rokkam<br />Naan solvathu sattam<br />Ethirigal en pakkam<br />Amma, appa, thambi, thangachi, koottali ellamey<br />Unnidam ethir paarpathu intha kaasu thaaney<br />Ithu illai enral un vaalkai oru arputham<br />Anbu mattumey selvathin sathiyam<br />Kekkumey intha kaalathu chinna ponnu<br />Periya veetu periya kari maapula ponnu<br />Ingu appuram thaanda varum kaathalukku pechu<br />Watch out she is alagaana rakshashi<br />Oru nimidam ninaithu paar<br />Solvathai kelu<br />EmaDharmanai neevelai pesa mudiyathu<br />Engey un sel vaakku ingey un sol vaakku, sol<br />Chithira guptanin kanippai purinthu kol<br />As the bling-bling go 916 swing &lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;<br />Ulaikkum en Tamil makkaley, sing</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Ma ma ma ma</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>Kasu irunthal</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Ha Ha ha ha</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>Pengal eppoluthum</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Vaa vaa vaa vaa</p><p>***** All 3 *****</p><p>Its all about the <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> --- (II)</p><p><br />***** Dr Burn *****</p><p>Panam panam enral pathum parakkum<br />Pinam pinam kooda vaaya pilakkum<br />Sothu sugam enral sontham kooda irukkum<br />Sogam vanthal sontham koncham kasakkum<br />adhiga pasaiyil dhinamum pasiyil yaaro,<br />Panam irukkayil pala tathuvangal paranthu paranthu pogum<br />Panam vanthaaludan neynaivudaneyse maarum<br />Silarai inime thantha idhikaasam kooda vilagi pogum vilagi pogum<br />Pichakaarnukkum vaalka Konranja nila irundhum nadu raathiriyil<br />Oda panam iru pala thaday udaikkkkka padum<br />Pala thittam ada ooduruvum thasalai mosadi<br />Panathukku thunai pogum pathavi<br />Thappu kanakku vendam naatil Ravanin manaivi<br />Nallathukku thunai pola Ramanin thunaivi<br />Varavu ettana Selavu pathana<br />Kayula vaanginen payyula podala<br />Kasu panam edam thriyala</p><p>Ma mam mamma mamamma<br />Kasa kannula kaatu<br />Ma mam mamma mamamma<br />Innum thevay enakku neraya nottu --- (II)</p><p>***** Emcee Jesz *****<br />Vaanam boomi thodalam vittu mattuvom nee thaney &lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;<br />Ponam kooda unnai kandu vaya polakkuthey<br />Manithanin vaalvukku yen indha sothanai<br />Varuthey munraikul antha vaanathin mel<br />Look around Look around ellam kaasey<br />&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;<br />Look around Look around kanney ponney<br />Ennai paarthU Honda cars irukka kekkuthey<br />Varumai pathalai<br />Thaanga villai<br />Intha thollai<br />Athigam panam koodinal kooduthey aasai peraasai<br />panam vanthu keeley gunam kuppai keeley moolam moolai keeley<br />Vaanam uchathiley poo olaigal porulil pothikka thedum makkaley<br />Panam athu paayum paathalam varai<br />Gunam athu varum kallarai varai<br />Elaigalin kedaippathu madathilurunthu thaanguma<br />Ithu maathirama<br />Make <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> more <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span>, holla</p><p><br />***** Voice *****<br />Ma ma ma ma</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****<br />Kasu irunthal</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Ha Ha ha ha</p><p>***** <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">Yogi</span> <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">B</span> *****</p><p>Pengal eppoluthum</p><p>***** Voice *****</p><p>Vaa vaa vaa vaa</p><p>***** All 3 *****</p><p>Its all about the <span class="il" style="background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(84, 133, 189); color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; ">money</span> --- (IV)</p><p> Deadcupid is back back alive with lyrics of Yogi B"s awesome kickass track of Money Money :)</p><div><br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-7945052063847038825?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-34806914793426100022008-07-17T11:02:00.000-07:002008-07-17T11:11:07.825-07:00Another first on internet....took me 4 hours this time....this was tooo fast and the lyrics are in fastfoward mode....live it up homies....Yogi B rocks !!!!<br /><br />rap beats ellam irukattum ney...<br />ippo namba pakka tamizhan beatla puruvom annney...<br /><br />tamizhan beatliya?<br />Ennnana mudiyadha naaa...<br />enna solringa maaaan...<br />nichiyama mudiyum<br />yosikkanomey...<br /><br />ok anney..naan ongulukku savaal panren anney..<br />indha beat mela vandhu englishla rap panradhuku..<br />Ennakeyvaa.<br /><br />baby down<br />so i bring it everytime you gonna dance for the oriental<br />better watch out when i flip back jacks to the middle<br />some of ussa yousa gonna dieeeee<br />if theres a this and a miss and a take it out at yeah<br />this predictional<br />so medicinal<br />occupational<br />too professional<br />miss the factual<br />hit the paginal<br />dema kamasutra wilder ritual<br />yeah yes show the maaan....<br />If i am acting like am although bit so sweet than that<br />but i know that you wont.....<br />lets face this asian's spicy chan is girls like it<br />you know like girls dig it<br />my couple of jeez love it<br />all asian girls wana do me like this and so we doing like that<br /><br />Vaa vaa munnadi, Vaa Vaa pinnadi, vaa vaa ellame, malai eru vaa...(3) <adiyey><br /><br />Hit dhaa gettikaan bitbiduvai, Jampadha would why, dampadha would why(2)<br />You know my style so looks right, We make them really rush out<br />what the man indha isai vandhu nee idhai therindu seluthava oru nanbu <bolboi><br />I see the mucha puchai..But michael to be like that.<br />Jaa kudikira galgatta kadiga gal vitta varuven bombee badhula<br />one more pombalainga marathadi vaa vaa<br />Tholaidhu tholaindhu natpukku vaa vaa<br />Sattuputtu Varalaam<br />Sattubuttu varalaam<br />thovikki badulai vetriya kanalaam<br /><br />Vaa vaa munnadi, Vaa Vaa pinnadi, vaa vaa ellame, malai eru Vaa...(3) <adiyey><br /><br />Kadhai Keyzhlu,Kadhai Keyzhlu, nijamaana Kadhai Keyzhlu,<br />Isaiyaala uruvaana nijamaana Kadhai Keyzhlu,<br />Yogi B, Dr Burn, Mc Jazz 'n' pattu,<br />Uruttupettu hip hop kavidhai thalai therikka aadu,<br /><br />Yogi B, Dr Burn, Mc Jazz 'n' pattu,<br />Uruttupettu hip hop kavidhai thalai therikka aadu,<br />therikka aadu (3)<br />aadu aadu aaaaaaadu<br /><br />it at go me wanna go come laid n done everybody say goodbye<br />poovaic andhi mike said it adu let me get it sightu<br />kuthu kuthu uruttai methu indha patent aru ettu kudutha pottu<br />naan paatha payuthakaren modernukkum vaidiyam paapen<br />palayappan junka thukki podu aadumaanen parakka aattu<br />patraaga isaiyodu vidinja matrum malai yeru<br /><br />Raasi nalla raasi dhaan, yogi en natchatra,<br />onrey kingdom, onrey velvom, orey pattu, uruttal vettu.<br /><br />Vaa vaa munnadi, Vaa Vaa pinnadi, vaa vaa ellame, malai eru Vaa...(4)<br /><br />vaa vaa (5)<br /><br />malai eru Vaa <adiyey><br />malai eru Vaa <adiyey><br />malai eru malai eru malai eru Vaaaaa <adiyey><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-3480691479342610002?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-46982738541324733692006-11-22T02:44:00.000-08:002006-11-22T02:45:52.698-08:00Took me close to three hours to penn this down....<br /><br />For the first time in the internet<br /><br /> makkalukku ne eduthu sollu<br /> <br />dam it's going to blow<br />baby u should know<br />en urai thuvangu mun nalla ullangalukku nanri<br />nanri thaaye ~ nee idu~thangi thandhai neeyo ~sumaithangi<br />pasi kodumai nadai pathayil urakam <br />aasai kidathayil~kaaranam iraivanin irakam <br />ethanai emaatram anu dhinam avamaanam <br />edhaiyum thangum ullam thodarum isai payanam<br />tholaivu vaanam poda vendom natchatiram<br />thodarndhu poradum kaliganin manam<br /><br /> thotakal thulaikathu anu gundu thagarkkadhu<br />avamaanam en uyirey alikkadhu<br />adi karam en kanavai thadukkadhu<br />karuppina sol isai maidham kidakkatum<br />sethapin soli isai | selvanthan | pirakkattum<br />rekkai koondil viruppangal ini nigalum <br />brahmikavaikkum paatey ini thodarum <br />pudiya parimaana padai eduppom <br />natchathirangalin jananamathai mudivu eduppom<br /><br />angara thanduvom matmajothil~adaiyum neram<br />aay thiru mugam sen nirumbulee kondu garbam<br />andha sarasaram adangee alambel vaaai thalam.<br />sutham nilavaadhu adiga budiga natpu nelabey kolabey sedhapey badhbey sedhabey sumandhu thenna maram aaka naanga neeka <br />vidabey vidabey vidabey vidabey un karunai kalaivaaney <br />isai thaayey kalai arul thaa nee <br />ullai needhi indha rap paaatathil aaga mothatthil<br />pasuthoppol theeya puli anaindhavanukku unna<br />we lie vallavn manadhil aasai kottai katti pozhuludupokku avan ivan paathu vetti peychu <br />peychukku ennada peychu pasangala ippo ennada aachu vandha nasaikkal kai kodi serthadhu<br />varumo theriyadhu vallavanin maru pagudhi annaney pugal keetu padam vidum thodangumey idhu voru <br /><br />Evanukkumey theiryadhu, onakku sonnal puriyadhu<br />now to take you back flashback when i was just little<br />My senti couple next to a corny temple.<br />i was a inga gundu paiya...enga appa appa chellam<br />ottagam maari ponom.ennai malai vandha vellum.<br />pudhiya palaiya ulagugal maara ..<br />angilamum tamilum kalacharangal modha<br />kandu pudichenada indha hip hop<br />andru mudhal inru varai market dont stop<br />market dont quit sodhanai vedhanai en kanner thudaikka appam thumbikkai en nambikkai <br />whallallooo ho....chennai london tamilan mc mudhalvan vallavan rap isai kalai vidhiin sambrathayam <br />madai thirandhu nadi alai puli ka pol nee thaavum<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-4698273854132473369?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1106936890334510262005-01-28T10:18:00.000-08:002005-01-28T10:28:10.333-08:00Begin with GOD in Mind <br />Be a para active devotee <br />Think Bhakthi-ly first <br />Pray to understand and then pray that you understood <br />Sacrifice/Sacrifice <br />No Sin-ergy <br />Sharpen your Donations <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110693689033451026?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1106076632881982972005-01-16T12:09:00.000-08:002005-01-18T11:33:48.043-08:00Patriotism is deep in everybody's blood...some skin deep....some well deep...some sea deep...etc <br />But it just doent mean getting angry when someone spits on our flag or set the flag on fire but it mandatorily requires to know all the facts about our country in and out <br /> <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /><strong>Advertisement</strong> <br />Weekend coaching classes <br /> <br />Learn to Rap our leader names,the figures of our population, <br />our economy,our goverment and much more intresting info <br />from our very own star Mr.Gajendra vijaykanth <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br /> <br />Apparently to gain entry one has to answer just one question. serves the purpose of an entrance exam of that cadre <br /> <br />What is the initial of INDIA???? <br /> <br />Vijaykant says "idhu varikkum 1294574 people have taken the entrance test....584752 were boys and 709822 were girls....608711 gave irrelevant answers....and 585870 gave wrong answers..99993 guessed the correct answer...but none gave the correct reasoning...oru oru thaiyum nammala pathu maasam dhan sumakkara...nam desam nambalai vaal naal mulukka sumakkiral...idhuva namma adhukku kattura mariyadhai....idhuva desa patru....." <br /> <br />After that inspirational speech he pauses and says <br /> <br />"Nam desathin initial <strong>G</strong>" <br /> <br />every aspirant had a burning desire to know how??????? <br /> <br />now the voice again said....."Bcoz <strong>G</strong>andhiji is the Father of our nation" <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110607663288198297?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105983897024015392005-01-16T09:36:00.000-08:002005-01-17T09:44:57.026-08:00Arpamalamma Benganapollinaakuyindu Brighadeeshtrandu Rao was on his way to Bank of Andra and Punjab national Bank.A big suitcase accompanied him to help him with the money. <br /> <br />For convenience am gonna call him Mr Rao here on.ok. <br /> <br />Mr Rao goes into the bank and then greets a few of his known friends over there.Then he fills in the payout slip and other necessary details. <br /> <br />Minutes Later he suffered a bad electrical schock and died on spot.....Everybody were clueless and the FBI were sought for help by the CBI....Still unsucessful to know the cause of his death they contacted the <strong>deadcupid.....</strong> <br /><strong></strong> <br />The case was solved <br /> <br />"Apparently he was trying to draw money from a <strong>CURRENT</strong> account" <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110598389702401539?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105983143895823342005-01-15T09:21:00.000-08:002005-01-17T09:39:59.326-08:00Mr Muthukaruppan,Mr GopalaKrishnan and Mr Muralidharan were the deadliest Exam inspection Squad ever formed.They had an eccentric talent of olfactory perception i.e they could sense a person copying a mile away. <br /> <br />15th January 2005 Time:12:30 <br /> <br />Just as they were taking a stroll in the beasant nagar beach while on duty they sense something wrong about 3 miles away....(if yu want how it's three....then here it is...each guy can sense a mile away so together 3....simple maths) <br /> <br />They rush to the spot to find a school by the name mary andal matriculation school.The silent atmosphere suggested an exam was goin on... <br /> <br />Suddenly Muralidharan screams "vu-deja".... <br />Muthu asks "what did you say????" <br />Murali says....er.."Vu-Deja..." <br />Gopala makes sense finally (Deja-vu means already seen....vu-deja means i have never seen something like that) <br /> <br />And the reason... <br /> <br />All the students were sitting outside the exam hall at the door and writing their exam... <br /> <br />Puzzled...shocked....call it whatever reaction...the squad had it...they sprinted to the spot and summoned the examiner... <br /> <br />"What the hell is going on here....This is supposed to be an exam!!!!!" <br /> <br />Examiner says...."Yes...it is....An <strong>ENTRANCE EXAM</strong>" <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110598314389582334?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105814568491802702005-01-14T10:20:00.000-08:002005-01-15T10:42:48.490-08:00After attaining his dream job from Headlines today,Mr Karuppiah wanted to prove his worth.With so many ideas flashing through his mind he chose to do a mini documentary on kuttralam as there has been no recent news from there. <br /> <br />Toiling hard for almost a week he gets it ready and sends his newsclip to the TV network for broadcasting.After a day he gets a telegraph saying <br /> <br />"Newsclip dumped!You are fired!" <br /> <br />Unable to stand the shock he commits sucide. <br /> <br />Can you unravel the mystery of this mysterious case?? <br /> <br />Mr Karuppiah's news on kuttralam was dumped because it was "<strong>falls</strong>" news and he was fired because he was reporting "<strong>falls</strong>" news. <br /><blockquote> <br /> </blockquote> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110581456849180270?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105812733562542842005-01-13T10:02:00.000-08:002005-01-15T10:12:13.563-08:00<strong>Credits :- Shreya (I swear i dunno this gal)</strong> <br /> <br />Aishu was a sweet girl and the only girl of the family.She's got lotza frends and she is into final year of college.Our situation goes straight into one late night...mmmm <br /> <br />After one hell of a party bash at her frends place she come home late @ 9 p.m.(Now dont go criss cross.That is late according to her pop's standards) <br /> <br />Father says =>"<strong>yen late uhh</strong>" <br /> <br />Mother says =>"<strong>why are you late?</strong>" <br /> <br />Brother says =>"<strong>thum Kyon late</strong>" <br /> <br />Cousin says =>"<strong>enthukku lattuka uchchavu</strong>" <br /> <br />what can you infer from this ??? <br /> <br />Oru ponnu late a vanda naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. <br /> <br />:-) <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110581273356254284?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105701558922893112005-01-12T03:17:00.000-08:002005-01-14T03:19:18.923-08:00<strong>Note</strong> =>Only For sport buffs(Specifically Cricket) <br /> <br />For long, people all over the world have been thinking as to why big software guns havent come forward to sponsor bigtime games like cricket.And then there was this million dollar question put up!!! <br /> <br />Question :- Which Cricket Series would <strong>Microsoft</strong> sponsor if it were to sponsor one??? <br /> <br />Answer :- The <strong>VB</strong> series <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110570155892289311?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105465541233518812005-01-11T09:33:00.000-08:002005-01-11T09:45:41.233-08:00<strong>CREDITS:- Mahinder a.k.a Pulk,Second year E.C.E ,S.V.C.E</strong> <br /><strong></strong> <br />Osama Bin Laden had come down to chennai after a tiring journey all around the world to escape the U.S <br />Feeling very dizzy he goes to nayar kadai for a dumb and a tea.Biting a biscuit,he casually knocks at the old radio hanging with one of its legs on a creaky wire <br /> <br />He decided to check out the already programmed stations <br /> <br />Button 1=>gave him (Kelunga Kelunga Ketukitte irunga...Suryan F.M) <br />Button 2=>gave him (Idhu Samma hot machi....Radio Mirchi) <br /> <br />Got bugged with the music and decided to start tuning and was startled to hear U.S F.M. and literally pissed in his pants <br /> <br />Anybody can explain this remarkable phenomenon??? <br /> <br />Well .....Just that when he started to tune...he heard <strong>BUSSSSSSHHHHHHHH</strong> <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110546554123351881?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105378535714672212005-01-10T09:31:00.000-08:002005-01-10T09:35:35.716-08:00<strong>CREDITS:-Ramprasanna(Final Year C.Sc,Anna Univ,Guindy)</strong> <br /> <br /> <br />A police officer had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the gals father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The gals father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. <br /> <br />Her father said "if u both come back i will allow youto marry the guy u luv, I accept that u loved each other truly". So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating.The couple went to the city to shop for the wedding. He was dressed in white that day, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after a long time that she recovered and accepted that her love has died. <br /> <br />One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had a dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter's clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up andtold her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash theclothes in which there were blood spots immediately. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her a last warning to wash the blood spots, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained. <br /> <br /> In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, which shocked the girl and she asked "what is this..? ", the fairy replied... <br /> <br /> <br /> "Try Power Soap.. just a dab & it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" <br /> And WOW it did went away......... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110537853571467221?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105291773650245022005-01-09T09:26:00.000-08:002005-01-09T09:29:33.650-08:00Einstein just before dying called his wife and tells sarcastically <br />"Dear,you have been very loving and caring to me and i am indebted to you in great magnitudes" and hands over a cheque wrapped in velvet and tells her "you deserve every bit of that,my love" and then closed his eyes,his breadth. <br /> <br />After the final prayers and funeral the wife returns home.sudden flashback as to how much money her husband had made over the years with his intelligence and research and what not.with trembling hands as to what awaits her on the cheque leaf she opens the velvet purse <br /> <br />Bank of Bulbs Dt 01/04/1906 <br /> <br />PAY _______<u>ELISA(my wonderful wife)</u>____________ a sum <br />of <u>(A-X)*(B-X)*(C-X)..... where A,B,C can be an A.P/G.P and X can take upto the least possible natural number</u> <br /> <br />Signed <br /><strong>Einstein :-)</strong> <br /> <br />Elisa could not believe her sight.She was overjoyed and thrilled at her husband's brilliance.Obviously Einstein would have had a tought time writing such a huge amount of money he has in his name and has probably put it up in an equation. <br /> <br />So she rushes to the BANK OF BULBS to encash the money and took a dozen of suitcases with her to help her with the money.Elisa knocks at the Manager's door and produces the cheque.The manager looks at it and thinks for a second and could not believe the equation he saw until he saw the signed name Einstein below. <br /> <br />Manager : Are you einstein's wife? <br /> <br />Elisa :Yes sir,And all that money now belongs to me according to his will <br /> <br />Manager : You can own the money only if you know the alphabets by heart <br /> <br />Elisa(now outrageous) : Whta kind of a joke is that?..I sure know my english lego blocks <br /> <br />Manager(now smiling) : and what is the value of X you want to use maam? <br /> <br />Elisa :Am running on a bad patch.so i need some money.so use the least possible value 1 <br /> <br />Manager :Very well. (A-1)*(B-1)*(C-1)*......(1-1)*(Y-1)*(Z-1)=>>>0 <br /> <br />Now thatz what i call it an EINTEIN'S BULB <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110529177365024502?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105208747798482432005-01-08T10:22:00.000-08:002005-01-08T10:25:47.796-08:00Posts are meant only for fun and to be the least offendable. <br />So choose X=amma if your are karunanidhi's fan and vice versa <br />i prefer amma :-) <br /> <br />So,one bright sunny morning,the crowing cock's alarm was jus ringing and the bats and the owls were just getting to sleep after their early morning movies. <br />Just then they all felt a rumble in the ground,thud!! thud!! THUD!! <br /> <br />An another earthquake? A much bigger tsunami? end of the world?Not to worry...it was the "amma" on her usual jogging routines as per doctor's advice. <br /> <br />Dressed in tight 3/4ths and a funky sleeveless that read "to the people,for the people,by the people",she sure would have had heads turning if she had been joggin on beasant nagar beach but now she is on the outskirts of chengelpet to avoid any attention over a narrow bridge stretching over a cooum. <br /> <br />Stuffed in her ears were a pair of headphones finding source from a philips mp3 player playing "amma tujhe salaam.." for the beat.every step of hers gave the bridge its last seconds to live.and phataak!!!!!!...well,the bridge dint break but amma twisted her ankle and fell to the side clinging with one hand to the edge of an woodpiece. <br /> <br />sorry guys.....i dint wanna make this too long.....straight to action <br />three fellas had come this way for a jog too and saw this scene which sent shivers down their spine..and after all the drama and trauma(which am not describing) they pull her outta danger and give her a second life to live with. <br /> <br />Amma extremely pleased with the way these young chaps can pull heavy weights and saving her life asked each of them as to what they wanted in return for their priceless guesture. <br /> <br />The first one had a long time wish to have a ferrari as he was an ardent fan of F1 and etc etc,so childishly he asked her for one and he couldnt believe it..amma said he would get it within three hours from now...he screamed to joy and scramed to go to his house to tell about his new gift <br />The sceond chap was an ardent rajini's fan and asked if amma could arrange a meeting with him.Amma thought for a second but then decided tht the chap deserved his reward and promised to arrange for it by afternoon <br /> <br />The last one stood trembling infront of amma.amma calmly asked <br /> <br />amma :My son,what do you want in return to your priceless deed <br /> <br />Guy(scratching his head) :life insurance for 10 lacs in my name <br /> <br />amma(surprised) : why do you think of such things,i shall give you 10 lacs in cash if yu want,you have a long life to live,my son <br /> <br />Guy :i shall as long as my parents dont find out whose life i saved!!!!!!!! <br /> <br />(trivia : amma is supposed to have turned over into a new leaf after this incident....but people are still hunting for these three chaps!!!!) <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110520874779848243?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1105104283428414562005-01-07T05:23:00.000-08:002005-01-07T05:24:43.426-08:00Potatoes : "You try to act oversmart,am gonna fry you upside down" <br /> <br />Tomatoes : "How about a game of squash?" <br /> <br />Onions : "Honey,looks like the end of the world is coming,Everybody's crying" <br /> <br />Ladies finger : "who is my father???" <br /> <br />Beetroot : "One Fair &amp; Lovely Please!!!" <br /> <br />Drumsticks : "No,Am taller" <br /> <br />Carrots : "The Guys want us to go on strike" <br /> <br />Beans : "dont spill ourselves" <br /> <br />Cabbages : "i shall strip you to death" <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110510428342841456?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1104945614862142342005-01-05T09:04:00.000-08:002005-01-05T09:20:14.863-08:00Our hero in the spotlight(for now i shall call him Mr YEE) sues CAREER LAUNCHER on some serious accusations of trying to mislead people and eating their money.Follwing this we go straight to the scene of the court!!! <br /> <br />Judge :Order!Order! <br /> <br />(Crowd chants....Idli Vadai dosai idiyappam...) <br /> <br />Mr Yee: Your honour,(pointing to Mr Gopinath(well...head of CL)),This man should be hanged for cheating and brainstorming young minds with false thoughts and hopes <br /> <br />Gopinath:Objection...your honor! <br /> <br />Judge :Objection Sustained!!!...you may proceed Mr YEE <br /> <br />Mr YEE:he kept advertising on and on that "Dear Students,to get calls from the IIM's you gotta BELL THE CAT" ( and now pointing to six animated objects next to him purring and cuddling with each other) and your honor...this is my evidence....i belled six cats for BLACKI IIM's....and today i dint even get one call except my girlfriend who called me this evening <br /> <br />Judge expires!!! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110494561486214234?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9948909.post-1104867473572701232005-01-04T11:12:00.000-08:002005-01-04T11:37:53.573-08:00Director INDIA FLY KING i.e.Bharathiraja welcomes you to MOKKAI BAZAAR <br /> <br />"Yen iniya tamil mokkaigale...yen lovearndha vanakkam..." <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9948909-110486747357270123?l=deadcupid.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ameenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01554656586670797932noreply@blogger.com1